airvinny is cool. dennis is a geek, but he's still cool. tiffany is annoying but she's still cool. in fact, she's great. so great that people will respect her great greatness forever. this year, she is going to buy me a birthday present. a big expensive one too, not those cheap ones you get at party city. she's getting me a present that costs $50. isn't that a great sister? and we always talk and complain about our baby cousin. she helps me with my math. unwillingly, but she still helps. and she helps me until i understand it so my mom won't get mad at me for not properly studying my schoolwork. she's funny when you hit her because she squeals and she always gives me this baby face and gives a baby wail. sometimes i think she's like my baby cousin. and she also makes faces, which is also funny. and when i watch tv, she always comes to watch with me so i won't be lonely, even though she hates my movies. she listens to my complaints about being bored to death. if my sister died, then i would be very sad and i'd mourn and fast for weeks on end. she is annoying sometimes, but most of the time, she's very charming and nice. and she always kicks my bird. but she is nice to it sometimes. she always calls my bird "it" when it has a proper name. and sometimes she reaches down and pushes him to make him squeak. my sister's good with little babies. she's not good with little children like first graders and stuff, but she's good with preschoolers and stuff. i love my sister very much. and i will be very sad when she dies. unless she turns out to be a robber or a murderer. just kidding. i love you, tiffany.